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512 - HAPPY HOURWEEN 2024 - Stevie's Trick or Treat! (ft MYSTERY GUESTS!)
2022 the boys donned Urban Legend make-up, 2023 was the year the Addams family came to the virgin table... and 2024 is by a country mile the weirdest yet. Remember a year or so ago when the boys debated which Pokemon is truly the sexiest? I think in this year's Halloween special; that very question is finally answered...
Jaack finally comes through on a podcast promise as he's written The Hangman's Secret, a short-scary-story based on a murderous pub landlord Robbie told us about in episode #453.
Will the story receive rapturous acclaim from Stevie & Robbie like The Human Millipede, or will it have yet another utterly bizarre storyline much like the mental script Jaack wrote for the 500th special? (Spoiler: both).
Mr Knox ventures deep inside his creepy library once more with a tale including some silver bullets and bum brain, and Stevie may just have pulled off the impossible as he leaves Jaack & Robbie gobsmacked at his "not urban legend" urban legend.
OH - and in what could quite possibly be the greatest moment of Happy Hour ever and at the hands of the devious Jaack - some mystery guests hijack the studio draped in their best costumes, for a LIVE "trick or treat". Two separate guests with a real life connection to Stevie... but here's the twist: Stevie has no idea who they are OR that this was going to happen.
Jaack also promises Stevie the trip of a lifetime to the home of a Happy Hour favourite urban legend location that is bound to be super spOooOOooOky. (I lied about doing the spooky thing again).
480 - BRITISH Urban Legends!
We’re delving into the stories of Spring-heeled Jack, The Phantom Ferryman of Pier 13, The Devil’s Footprints, and The Ghost Of Bluebell Hill. There’s a twist, as Stevie reveals that one of the stories in this episode was AI generated - can you guess which one?
Plus, we heard your cries, we read your comments, and we have FINALLY given you the infamous Sin Pig story! So without further ado, sit back and enjoy Little Boy’s Brexit Legends (this will make sense if you listen to this episode…)
476 - Wet Bag's Creepy Library! (BIGGEST PLOT TWISTS)
Check out episodes #228 and #372 for more creepy library stories!
473 - IS THIS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX?
Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the grave all feature in today’s episode.
Robbie shares his own glitches that made him question reality, and things get DEEP as we discuss the illusion of sight and sound, and whether other people even exist?!
Should Mack Bean have gone to the police with the murder evidence he stumbled across, or was he simply a witness to a real life glitch in the matrix?
455 - VERY SUPERSTITIOUS - Bizarre Superstitions & Bad Luck Omens
Jaack, Stevie & Alfie sit down to discuss the strange superstitions that sweep our nation, from walking under ladders to stepping on three drains to breaking a mirror, we’ve all heard these bizarre beliefs and how they supposedly bring us bad luck - but do they?
Will listening to this episode bring you seven years of bad luck? No. Will you learn something you can tell your mates down the pub? Potentially. Will Jaack spend a good 10 minutes reading a Spanish nursery rhyme about a cat for no real reason? Yes.
So sit back, relax, throw some salt over your shoulder and indulge in today’s mysterious main show!
452 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!
We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it.
Robbie’s is a spin off of a current well known urban legend, Alfie’s revenge-themed story is based on a real life event that happened to him, and Jaack’s legend is based on what we can only assume are some ketamine-induced hallucinations.
Oh and if there are any doctors listening, could you please let us know if dead bodies can get erections? Asking for a friend, thanks.
422 - HAPPY HOURWEEN 2023
There’s fan favourites like Robbie’s creepy library and Jaack’s Reddit mysteries, and fan un-favourites like Stevie’s urban legends. We also have voice notes submitted by our audience telling their own spooky experiences, and Robbie has brought us apparently every story that he could find on child murder. Happy Halloween!
420 - The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede
The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede
One major plan. One million pedes.
Written and narrated by Jack Dean.
Starring Stevie White, Robbie Knox, and Alfie Indra.
A Mack Bean production.
Based a real made up story.
Rated "U" for "U gotta be mental to enjoy this".
408 - WEIRD CRYPTIDS (Gef The Talking Mongoose, The Squonk and Louisiana Wookie!)
And speaking of completely made up stories... Stevie talks about his recent driving test! Plus Robbie's been hanging out with celebrities in Scotland, and Jaack shares his run in with death AND the law!
392 - MORE Japanese Urban Legends! (Cursed Poems, Badly Translated Stories and More!)
Plus Tomino's Hell - a poem said to curse the person reading it aloud (you didn't think that one through did you Stevie...), and a story about a demon who snatches body parts that is so badly translated, it's got us in stitches!
If you enjoyed this, check out ep #346 for more Japanese urban legends, including Shirime who has an eye for a butthole, and the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary and Annabelle!
372 - Robbie's Creepy Library! (Mr Wide Mouth, Momo, & More!)
Robbie is bringing his creepy library to our brand new studio for the first time! In the most chaotic episode, we're hearing about mutilated parents, a monster named Mr Wide Mouth, and a burglary that went down a route we would have never expected it to go down, or should I say up...
346 - Japanese Urban Legends! (ButtEye, Red Room Curse and More...)
There’s also the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary (Hanako-san), and Annabelle (the haunted doll of Hokkaido whose hair never stops growing), an urban legend that inspired a key detail in Squid Game, and a lethal online game with a real life backstory involving an 11 year old who murdered her school mate.
321 - HAPPY HOURWEEN 2022 - Your Terrifying Stories and The END of Urban Legends?!
We’re giving you almost three hours of Happy Hourween classics! Stevie’s bringing more of his urban legends, including radioactive hornets and a creepy ghost, whilst Robbie’s welcoming us back to his creepy library, where we can all shit our pants yet again. Plus, Jack’s reading some of your terrifying stories from the Happy Hour Reddit! Happy Halloween!
288 - Jaack's Spooky Reddit Mysteries! (Terrifying UberEats Story & More!)
Jack’s prepared some spooky tales for Alfie and Stevie! There’s a girl who’s had a horrific experience with a delivery driver, a man who’s eating cigarettes on somebody’s porch and an intriguing story about a haunted sweet shop. If that wasn’t enough to creep you out, there’s also a true story about a shipwreck and a particularly terrifying robber!
285 - Urban Legends XI - The Pukwudgies, Cry Baby Bridge and Zombie Road
This week Stevie’s giving us the penultimate instalment of Urban Legends. There’s a monster tormenting bakers in Milwaukee, some quirky pukwudgies from Massachusetts and a spooky ‘cry baby’ bridge…
265 - True Crime Special with 'I Could Murder A Podcast'
Please be aware that this episode contains references to graphic and disturbing content.
258 - Urban Legends X - The Death Ship, The Wendigo and The Sausage Strangler
Stevie’s back with even more Urban Legends! There’s the scariest frog (?) of all time in Ohio, some ghost elephants after a tragic circus accident and a terrifying death ship on the Platte River. There’s also arguably the best Urban Legend we’ve ever had… The Sausage Strangler of Rhode Island…
229 - CRAZY Real Life Reddit Mysteries
228 - CREEPYPASTA STORIES! - Ickbarr Bigelsteine, Eyeless Jack and Dead Bart
On our second instalment of Happy Hourween, Robbie’s welcoming us to his ‘creepy library’. He’s got tales of a terrifying sock monster who steals people’s teeth, a crazy conspiracy theory about celebrities who have guest starred on The Simpsons and much more..
227 - URBAN LEGENDS IX - The Hodag, Colonel Buck's Tomb and The Green Clawed Beast
The first of our Happy Hourween episodes is here! Stevie’s telling Jack and Robbie some brand new Urban Legends from different US states, including The Green Clawed Beast of Indiana who attacks swimmers, The Mala Hora who has back to front toes (?) and The Rhinelander Hodag...
197 - URBAN LEGENDS USA VIII - Ariana Grande, Rougarou and Skinned Tom!
Jack, Stevie and Robbie are here to deliver the fifth addition of Urban Legends... There's deadly otters, crazy werewolves and Robbie singing heavy metal. What could be more terrifying than that? The boys are also giving us some bonus Euros predictions!
185 - Crazy Real Life UFO Stories!
On today's episode, Jack's telling Robbie and Stevie some 'real life' crazy UFO stories, including the Roswell case and the Pascagoula alien abduction!
181 - Urban Legends USA VII - The Cadborosaurus & Boo Hags
166 - Urban Legends VI - Miniwashitu, Annabelle and Goatman!
There’s a man who’s been doing weird stuff with goats, a true story about an axe murderer and the story behind the horror film Annabelle!
139 - Happy Hourween Special 2020! (Your Paranormal Stories, True Crime & More!)
Also on this episode, Stevie talks about his horrifying near death experience and Jack tells the chilling story of a murder that happened right outside his flat.
134 - Urban Legends USA VI (Ft Max Fosh) - Cropsey & Nain Rouge!
If you enjoyed this episode make sure you check out our previous Urban Legend episodes, including episodes with Nozzer, Fiona and imallex!
122 - Reddit's Craziest Unexplainable Stories!
Robbie Knox is on the pod! On today’s episode, Jack reads some of Reddit’s craziest ‘Glitch in the Matrix’ stories and Stevie & Robbie do their best to theorise what could have happened. There’s a man who keeps finding mysterious post-it notes around his flat, a boy who’s being watched in the woods and an unexplainable recurring dream about a weird babysitter. Plus, Jack’s got a story about how he used to freak out his cousin and Stevie’s had a terrifying experience whilst getting out the shower.
121 - Urban Legends USA IV - Dog Boy, Slaughterhouse Canyon & The Real Life Case of Stephen McDaniel
On today’s episode, Stevie brings us some more top quality Urban Legends — except this time each one comes from a different US state! Strap in to hear the terrifying story of the Candy Lady who kidnaps and poisons people, the haunting water babies of Pyramid Lake and Dog Boy - whose eyes glow at night. Plus loads more! As always, Jaack‘s here to rip apart Stevie’s hard work — and we’ve got Tom on again
109 - Even Scarier Urban Legends III - Flesh Eating Spiders, Shadowman and Jack's Ghostly Experience
Our resident Urban Legend-er Stevie is back to tell us about some of the scariest and most disgusting Urban Legends yet! He’s got stories about the Shadowman, spiders that can lay eggs under your skin, the Hookerman, a dead girl on the train, and loads more. Plus, Jack’s got a story about his recent run in with a ghost in the bath. As always, Jack and Fiona are rating every story for believability and scariness, and we’ll also hear about their terrifying origins too.
103 - What's The Scariest Horror Film Ever?
Jack and Stevie are joined by Alfie, to discuss some of the scariest horror films. Expect to hear the boys' opinions on Paranormal Activity, Get Out, The Babadook, Midsommar, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Netflix series 'You' and a load of other films! Also on this episode, Alfie's got a terrifying sleep paralysis story, Stevie's telling us why he hates people dressed as clowns and Jack's explaining the horrible root of his claustrophobia.
081 - The Scariest Urban Legends Ever II
Our last Urban Legends episode was a big hit with you guys, so for this week’s show, Jack and Stevie are joined by Fiona and Alex for some more dark legends! Stevie’s got crazy stories about the Weeping Woman, who kidnaps children in the night and the murderous Bunnyman, who’s escaped from a mental asylum. Plus, we hear about the White Lady, who haunts and murders people, and a disappearing hitchhiker. Expect drownings, stranglings and a whole load of scary ghosts. And we'll be rating them all out of ten for believability and scariness. Strap in, this episode gets a bit wild.
071 - The Most Insane Conspiracy Theories 2.0
To celebrate a year on the podcast, Jordan’s bringing us some more of his best (and worst) conspiracy theories… Do pigeons work for the government? What do Harry and Meghan have planned for their royal leave? Did Jeffrey Epstein really kill himself? Is Stevie Wonder actually blind? Jack and Stevie are rating all of these theories and more for believability out of ten. Plus there’s the much anticipated return of ‘yeeeeeeah but is it legit or is it utter bullshit?’ Prepare to have your mind blown.
062 - 2 HOUR HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (Ft. Robbie Knox)
Jaack, Jordan, Stevie & Robbie Knox make up this two hour Halloween special. They discuss ghost stories, a murderous Tinder experience, trick or treating and much more. They also read some of your ghost stories and pick them apart as they see fit. Have a spooky Halloween!
056 - The Creepiest Urban Legends Ever I - Slenderman & Bloody Mary
This week, resident popcorn loving host Stevie comes equipped with an array of terribly spooky urban legends. From the myth that is Slenderman to the Bloody Mary game, this is an episode bound to give you at least 2 chills. Lozzy joins us too to dissect each story
050 - The 3 Worst Modern Day Serial Killers
This week Jack, Jordan & Stevie tackle a very sensitive topic - modern day murderers. From the case of Chris Watts, to the Las Vegas shooter, to Colonel Russell Williams, why do these people kill? What were the motives? Not the funniest hour we've done, but an interesting one nonetheless.
028 - CREEPY GHOST STORIES
JaackMaate, DudeyRhino & Stevie White White White discuss some of the world's creepiest ghost stories - from a little girl who lives underneath pianos to a plaque-ridden orphan that roams the very city the 3 boys live in. It's a spooky episode, probably best not to listen to at nighttime.
018 - THE MOST INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Happy Hour welcomes back Jordan (DudeyRhino) who brings with him a vast knowledge of some of the world’s most bizarre conspiracy theories. Jack & Stevie rate each one out of 10, and you can play along at home too. From Michael Jackson predicting 9/11 to The Queen munching on body parts...