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535 - Celebrities Ask The FourSkins Weirdly Personal Questions...
The FourSkins are digging deep (in Stevie’s ball bag) to answer some of those questions - some are silly, some are serious, a lot are sex related. From the most ridiculous hypothetical scenarios to the deepest darkest confessions, we promise to answer honestly (sometimes way too honestly).
Angry Ginge asks the age-old question: ever sucked someone’s toes? (We won’t spoil the answer, but you might be surprised) Luke Littler raises a life-or-death dilemma involving the Grim Reaper. Sam Tompkins’ question leads us to unpack the logistical nightmare of living as a literal house.
TommyInnit investigates our shagging preferences, FrostBit Boy is curious about our fetishes, and Darragh Ennis is daring us to swim with predators (not the neighbour kind).
529 - The FourSkins Are BACK With Big Minge Energy!
Jaack has broken a major promise. Alfie shares info on his upcoming jail sentence. Robbie invited questionable people to his Christmas party. Stevie is unfortunately here.
Plus sex dreams, haunted cars and the worst business idea you've ever heard. Strap in!
525 - The OFFICIAL Christmas Tier Lists (FourSkins Blind Rank Movies, Songs and Food!)
Fiona is letting me (Jaack) write this episode description for the first time in years. She told me I need to creatively tease the episode well enough so that you guys just HAVE to listen, so here goes:
Elf? Home Alone? The Grinch? Zoella’s Advent Calendar Brutal Honest Review? Which film truly belongs at the top of the Christmas tree, and which is truly just a sack of coal dumped in the outhouse? (I don’t know what an outhouse is. Just sounded cool in my head)
WHAM! A great Christmas song or just a word used at the start of this paragraph to capture your attention? Who knows. Maybe you find out in this episode? Maybe you don’t. Maybe this episode is LITERALLY just the Fourskins blind ranking Christmas movies, films and food.
How else can I explain this? How else can I possibly sell this episode to you? It’s Christmas, you have nothing better to do, and you damn well know that deep down you love this shit.
Oh - before I go, and sign off the best episode description of all time, I will say this… wait for Robbie getting exposed over his love for a certain female pop star. Question marks are raised.
517 - FourSkins Blind Ranking
Robbie brought a choice of top 10 animals, Jack is picking the worst people to ever exist, Stevie’s selecting the best songs of all time, and Alfie is whittling down the worst ways to die.
Plus we call Jaack’s grandad LIVE on the pod to ask him a very pressing question about his arse. Robbie wants to have sex with an infamous media personality. Oh and Alfie has been mugged again but this time Jack witnessed the entire thing!
513 - The Big FourSkins Fall Out! (Agree Or Disagree II)
Should you have to retake your driving test every 30 years? Are crisps overrated? Does Stevie have the best looking penis out of the group? Is Norwich better than London? Does it annoy us when people think they know us from the pod? Is sex overrated? Plus ugly kids, cats vs dogs, goblin sex, and more!
Jaack has some VERY strong opinions on who shouldn't be allowed to start a podcast, Robbie has a great argument for why people shouldn't use the phrase 'midlife crisis', and Alfie... doesn't know what he thinks.
500 - Happy Hour's 500th Episode Special
Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie don their inflatable golden crowns (except Jaack) and crack open a beer (except Alfie) as they reminisce and reflect on 500 episodes of friendship (except Stevie).
The boys indulge in a multitude of Happy Hour fan favourite mini segments including Robbie’s Creepy Library, Jaack’s scripts, and Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, and fan un-favourite Stevie’s Urban Legends. But it’s not all love and celebration, as the boys find out the brutal results of the listener voted polls. Questions such as worst dressed host, unfunniest host and creepiest are all answered and the boys are NOT happy...
In almost 3 hours of Happy Hour nonsense, the boys are 500 not out. Thanks so much to each and every listener who continues to show our silly show unbridled, unwavering support. Here’s to the next 500? Viva La Happy Hour!
495 - Stevie and Robbie's Dream Music Festival!
In the second of a two parter, Robbie and Stevie give us a run down of their dream music festival! Robbie has mixed elements of 3 types of outdoor events to make a dream festival soup, but is it genius or downright insane?
Stevie has gone for possibly the greatest line up you could have but, after describing the unique layout of his stages, it may not be worth the trip!
493 - Jaack and Alfie's Dream Music Festival!
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489 - Alfie's Prickly Situation, Jaack's Heartbreak and Robbie Gets High (All Caught Up)
The FourSkins are once again chatting about what they’ve been up to in a big All Caught Up, Baby! Alfie has done something for once - he’s got himself a proper prickly situation that involved him attending an… exorcism?! Jaack experienced absolute heartbreak at the Euros final in Berlin - he shares his intense 18 hour journey to get to the stadium, and his Karen moment involving a security guard! And Robbie has found a sexy French husband to get high with.
487 - Big Booty Bitches, Las Vegas Lunatics and Robbie's Rowing Woes!
In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of some pretty interesting characters he met during his three day run at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, including a lovely Ukrainian man, a Belarusian billionaire and the man with the softest hands in America… allegedly. Alfie’s here too.
There’s lot to cover in this episode, and we could try and give you a detailed descriptive summary of what’s to come, but we’ll just say the following… there’s big booty bitches, origami swans, blow job t-shirts, bogey croissants, posh twats, turkey legs, Brazilians… and Stevie gets his knob out during a game of monopoly.
Yeah. We bloody love this pod… oh, and Alfie’s here too.
486 - Am I The Karen? (Wedding Woes, Ice Cream Issues and Nuisance Neighbours)
Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS.
The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story!
484 - All Caught Up With The FourSkins!
Robbie’s been travelling with BambinoBecky and tried bizarre cocktails at the best bar on the entire planet, but the boys point out a major issue with the drinks menu. We're also trying to figure out what the deal is with the 'Hawk Tuah' girl?
Jaack’s been winding up football twitter (again) and he shares some of the best hate comments he’s received! He also made a major faux pas that will offend all Italians... Oh, and Stevie got married!
473 - IS THIS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX?
Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the grave all feature in today’s episode.
Robbie shares his own glitches that made him question reality, and things get DEEP as we discuss the illusion of sight and sound, and whether other people even exist?!
Should Mack Bean have gone to the police with the murder evidence he stumbled across, or was he simply a witness to a real life glitch in the matrix?
470 - I Was Today Years Old... (Things We Really Should Have Known Earlier In Life)
What do the numbers on your toaster dial mean? Why is the first episode of a tv show called a pilot? What are shower loofahs actually made out of? What is the hole in your saucepan handle for?
Plus there are some HUGE updates in FourSkins Land - we’re planning a wedding and stag do for a very reluctant participant, and there's yet another update in the Darren Huckerby gym saga.
Plus why the contents of our upcoming tour may genuinely get us all cancelled…
469 - Tit Twister, Cummy Calendars and Spicy Sex (Literally)... FourSkins React To Your Weird Confessions
What are you meant to do if you get an erection in front of your sister? Which side of the moral fence do you sit on when it comes to scamming your friends out of cash? We also debate the age old question… how DO you wash a vagina in the sink?
Plus Jaack has his own confession about lying to his football team, Stevie spills the beans on his secret holiday bromance, AND and there’s a huge update to the Darren Huckerby gym saga!
466 - All Caught Up! From Hardest Geezer in Africa, to Snowbombing in Austria!
Jack and Stevie catch the guys up with everything that happened out in Africa. Witnessing Russ Cook AKA Hardest Geezer make history as he crossed the finish line in Tunisia, having police intervene a pretty dodgy moment with some interesting taxi drivers, and Stevie coming face-to-face with his arch nemesis Stevie Black... the boys come equipped with some incredible stories.
Robbie has finally managed to convince Jack and Fi to go skiing as the trio popped over to Mayrhofen in Austria to master the snowy slopes of Snowbombing festival. Turns out, Jack and Fi may well be the next Torvill & Dean… except if Torvill & Dean swapped their ice skates for skis… and if Torvill & Dean were really bad at skiing.
464 - FourSkins React To Your DARKEST CONFESSIONS YET!
The FourSkins dissected a number of your deepest, darkest confessions during both main shows & the Round Sheep Tour in 2023, and after a year hiatus, it's time to once again see what you freaks have been up to! From squatting inside the house of a woman with dementia, to shaking up poo into a packet of Golden Nugget cereal - no, this isn't Stevie's diary (for once) but more so the headlines of your bizarre confessions.
A drug addict Mum has been hurt by her dealer, but is it actually her child that's to blame? Is it okay to wish you had a terminal illness? What is a 'Pos guy'? This episode admittedly probably asks more questions than it answers, but you can't cancel us... because these are YOUR* confessions.
462 - We Need To Be Honest With You...
We’re taking inspo from LadBible’s ‘Honesty Box’, which some of our previous Happy Hour guests have featured on, and putting our own spin on it - FourSkins style!
What’s the funniest thing you’ve EVER seen? Have you ever been genuinely offended? What’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had? What’s the most scared you’ve ever been?
Jaack is getting rinsed for his answer to his biggest regret, Alfie tells us about the drastic change he made to his appearance after one hate comment, Stevie somehow manages to make drinking booze in Ibiza really uncool, and Robbie reveals a near death experience that he’s never shared before!
There’s also far too much talk of sexually active grandparents…
457 - Missing Kate, Jaack's Penis Gate and Stevie's Gym Mate...
Robbie’s back from his 48th ski trip of the year, and he’s come equipped with tales of a mini holiday fling with arguably the hottest ski instructor the world has ever seen. Will this holiday romance stay platonic? Or will it be causing an avalanche for Robbie’s marriage?
Jaack’s been to see hypnotist Robert Temple live, so isn’t quite sure if he’s the same Jaack the podcast has known for the past 5 years. Also, Stevie’s ventured into the deep dark depths of TikTok and educates the boys on the latest conspiracy regarding Kate Middleton. Has she disappeared? Is there more than meets the eye? What’s with that dodgy photoshop job? Stevie turns sleuth!
Alfie’s here too.
452 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!
We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it.
Robbie’s is a spin off of a current well known urban legend, Alfie’s revenge-themed story is based on a real life event that happened to him, and Jaack’s legend is based on what we can only assume are some ketamine-induced hallucinations.
Oh and if there are any doctors listening, could you please let us know if dead bodies can get erections? Asking for a friend, thanks.
451 - MORAL DILEMMAS 3 - What Would You Do? (+ HUGE NEWS!)
What’s the morally right thing to do if you've been bitten by a zombie? What’s the fairest way to poison somebody? We answer questions the rest of the world are too downright scared to!
Also, we have some big news. Like, really big news. Like big fat massive news. You’re not going to want to miss this.
449 - DARWIN AWARDS - Dumb Ways To Die!
But aside from Jaack’s latest shenanigans, he's found time to plan possibly the WORST episode ever of Happy Hour... The boys (mainly Jaack) are securing their place at the top of the “who should the internet cancel next” list as Jaack shares his collection of ‘Darwin Awards’ - people who have eliminated themselves from the gene pool via some of the silliest, dumbest and goofiest deaths the world has ever seen. Hilarious? Potentially. Believable? Potentially. Insensitive? Definitely.
From crush fetishes to nut allergies, Segway mishaps to water bottle tumbles, the boys share some of the strangest deaths to ever ‘actually’ happen (according to the Darwin Awards website)!
447 - ARGUMENTAL III - Whose Side Are YOU On?!
Jaack thinks that footballers don't get paid enough, Alfie is denying the existence of ghosts, Robbie is fighting for the death penalty, and Stevie is getting confused over whether darts is a sport.
PLUS after telling us about how he's been wrecking rage rooms and bullying builders, Stevie takes the ultimate Beta Cuck title when he's forced to do a complete 180 on his previous controversial film critic comments...
If you enjoyed this, check out our previous 'Argumental' episodes (#404 and #443)!
445 - Alfie's Stolen Phone Saga, & Robbie's Arse Doctor Antics!
After a year-long battle with a stinging butthole, Robbie has finally been seen by an arse doctor and has some great arse-related updates for us all, which includes sharing all the people and things that have recently explored his anal cavity. We did NOT expect his arse-capades to have us in absolute stitches!
443 - ARGUMENTAL II - What Side Are You On?
Robbie is denying the moon landing, Stevie is forcing everyone to become vegetarian, Alfie thinks money can buy you happiness, and Jaack reckons the Earth is flat.
PLUS 2 weeks ago, Alfie got his phone snatched right after leaving the Happy Hour studio and, during this episode, he gets a message from the person who has his phone...
Check out episode #404 for our first Argumental ep!
441 - NEW YEAR, NEW MOON! The FourSkins Are BACK!
2024 isn’t going well so far - Jaack caught a thief in his front garden, Alfie offended his Nan during a game of charades, Robbie was humiliated at the chip shop, and Stevie has accidentally been flirting with family members!
Even Producer Fiona’s year didn’t get off to a good start as, instead of kissing his fiancée at the stroke of midnight on New Years eve, Jaack decided to do something else...
431 - The Most Laddy Episode EVER!!! (Sausage Rolls, Teddy Bears and Non-Alcoholic Beers)
Robbie and Stevie have become pioneers of the non-alcoholic beverage market. And Alfie is on too. Also, would you run a marathon across broken glass for the world's greatest prize? All covered in this incredibly bizarre All Caught Up.
430 - FourSkins 'Would You Lie To Me?' PART 2!
Did Stevie get stuck inside a cave for 2 hours? Did Jaack get catfished by a celebrity’s girlfriend? Did Robbie get beat up in a nightclub after offending a woman? And is Alfie hiding a very dark secret from his childhood that involves his penis?
Don't forget to check out ep #428 for part 1!
428 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' FOURSKINS EDITION
Has Alfie sucked a slug? Has Robbie played FIFA with a famous figure? Does Stevie love leaping about on stage in leather? Has Jaack ever been weird around women? (Is that last one even a question...)
426 - The FourSkins Answer Bizarre Hypothetical Questions
If you liked this episode, check out #275, #224, #136, and #039 for even more hypothetical questions!
424 - The Internet's GROSSEST Stories
Jaack has been busy cheating at escape rooms and pulling pranks on Stevie, so Fiona has gathered some of Reddit's most famous (and infamous) stories for the boys to react to on this episode. There's a family that's hiding a dirty secret, a vegetable based lie that's affecting a relationship with the in-laws, and a couple of unusual wanking methods. Plus there's a story so vile that it genuinely makes the boys dry heave so consider this your TW if you have emetophobia!
423 - HAPPY HOUR'S 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL!
The FourSkins are getting drunk and celebrating the pod's 5th birthday the only way we know how - with cheap wine, peculiar beer, and ridiculously offensive party games. Robbie has baked cupcakes with a questionable twist, whilst we ponder guest submitted questions from the likes of David Earl, Rebecca Goodwin, Dick and Dom, and more!
Can we tell each other apart from our penises alone? Are Jaack's teeth really as horrific as the internet suggests? Who IS Alfie fighting on the next MisFits event? And why is Robbie calling out a 13 year old child for a scrap? All of these questions and more are pondered within this 2.5 hour special.
These past 5 years have been the happiest of our lives and we couldn't have spent it with a better audience. So pull up a chair, crack open a beverage, and join us in toasting to the next 5 years! Whether you joined us recently or have been around since day dot - thank you for supporting our silly little show. Viva la Happy Hour!
420 - The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede
The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede
One major plan. One million pedes.
Written and narrated by Jack Dean.
Starring Stevie White, Robbie Knox, and Alfie Indra.
A Mack Bean production.
Based a real made up story.
Rated "U" for "U gotta be mental to enjoy this".
416 - The Fourskins on XL Bullies, Oktoberfest and Alfie's Tits
There's also a Welsh wedding, marathon training, Brits abroad, and XL bully dogs.
400 - Happy Hour's 400th Episode! (Worst Guests, Future Predictions and Festival Fails!)
We're also seeing which phrases from our ep #300 bingo card are still relevant to the podcast today, and Jaack has received a VERY exciting email! Plus we're having a big catch up about how we ended up performing on the 2nd biggest stage at Kendal Calling festival! There's stories about tent intruders, stolen booze, festival fails, celebrity encounters, and Jaack has an apology for something he said on stage...
391 - Get To Know Robbie Knox!
Robbie shares his bizarre interaction with a Gallagher brother at an art exhibition, the weird thing he likes to do on trains, and the huge mistake people make when answering "which 3 celebrities would you invite to a dinner party?"! Robbie treats us to a wonderful performance of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" as we try to figure out if Jaack is tone-deaf.
Alfie is fuming at Robbie’s death row meal choices, an innocent Harry Potter chat somehow turns raunchy, and there's a debate so divisive that Robbie gets his wife involved! Plus, the boys help to plan a JaackMaate YouTube comeback!
385 - The Big Happy Hour Summer Pub Quiz!
The Drop Bears have turned into "Quizzly Bears" as they take on a pub quiz hosted by Stevie! There are 5 categories to tackle - tv and film, sport, music, science, and a silly round - with a huge tiebreaker question to finish! With Robbie being a MENSA member, and Jaack being notoriously quite thick... who will be crowned the ultimate winner?!
383 - Which Happy Hour Host Has The WORST Opinions?
Jaack has lost his voice from chanting at the football, but that hasn't stopped him from chiming in with some horrendous opinions! We learn the real reason he doesn't want kids, and his theory about big dicks (thankfully the two are unrelated). Plus he asks what is possibly the most stupid question in the history of the podcast!
Alfie is wanking to a deceased monarch, Robbie is hoping to bin off one of his children, and Stevie has a terrible take for the greatest singer of all time. We've also come up with a new group name... let us know if you think it should replace "The Fourskins"!
381 - All Caught Up With The Fourskins!
Jaack reveals what big purchases he made this week that firmly cemented himself as a manly man, shares his big Barcelona football fail, and how he got on playing chess with a pro player! Alfie is releasing new music but the boys point out a pretty major mistake with his upcoming release...
Robbie is sending a lawyer after Jaack and, on a separate note, has come up with a great Fourskins challenge to raise money for charity! And Stevie's all caught up takes a staggering turn as he reveals a huge piece of information about his life that even JAACK didn't know!
379 - Answering Some Very Questionable Questions!
Jaack has a weird reincarnation theory, Alfie has a revelation about his foreskin, and Robbie is oversharing about a very niche childhood pleasure...
353 - What Happens On Tour Doesn't Stay On Tour...
We also reveal our pre-show rituals, tour bus antics, our favourite audience confessions and what we REALLY thought of each venue! Plus we can finally answer the question that's been on everyone's mind... is tour manager John a Big John or a Lil John?!
343 - Happy Hour's Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2022!
The Fourskins are in full force as Stevie, Robbie & Alfie take on Jaack's rather dubious quiz of the year, that is equally as big as it is fat. Categories ranging from 'Viral Twitter Moments' to 'Animal Stories' to 'Celebrities' are covered this year as the boys look back over 2022's biggest moments. Amber Heard, NFT's, masturbating walruses and so much more feature in this bizarre quiz to rival all quizzes. Who will reign champion of Happy Hour's BFQOTY?
314 - What Really Happened On Jaack's Vegas Stag Do?!
Plus, listen in for a review of Penn & Teller and Jack’s account of a very stressful situation involving Dick & Dom…
300 - HAPPY HOUR'S 300th EPISODE SPECIAL
To mark THREE HUNDRED episodes of Happy Hour, we’re bringing you this bumper episode! We’re reacting to some of our funniest moments, writing messages to our future selves and reminiscing on the humble beginnings of Happy Hour. Stevie’s also got some endearing text messages from when Jack first asked him to do the show, Alfie’s offering up a very special version of ‘All Caught Up Baby’ and Jack’s sharing a heartfelt (slightly offensive) Ode to Happy Hour! Plus, Fi’s making a special appearance in the studio AND we’re hearing from a load of previous guests, including fan favourites like Danny D, Ben Foster and Peter Bleksley!
266 - Are We Smarter Than Ten Year Olds?!
Who is the Greek Goddess of hunting? What number is cinq? And just how dense are the Happy Hour boys after all?!
244 - How I Hired 100 Boris Johnsons To Party Outside Downing Street (Behind the Scenes Stories!)
175 - Happy Hour's 'Would I Lie To You?' Gameshow!
Did Robbie really repeatedly jump over a couple having sex? Has Jack ever bathed in tuna? Did Alfie have dinner with Abbey 'Clanckxzy’?
And most importantly will Stevie be arrested after this episode?