Dream Episodes
560 - Robbie's Dead
In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie has to choose which option he would prefer for his final send-off.
What does his coffin look like? What should his gravestone say? And most importantly... how did he die?!
537 - Meet JaackMaate's New Partner!
Will an elaborate proposal using a running app get Jaack's heart racing? Does swapping a romantic dinner for hallucinogens win Jaack's affection? Will the final poetry slam change everything?
Sweaty roleplay for starters, meat innuendoes for mains, and drug driving for dessert. These are two potential dates that go from 0 to 100 in no time, and it doesn’t take long before a heated argument kicks off as the potential matches battle it out...
495 - Stevie and Robbie's Dream Music Festival!
In the second of a two parter, Robbie and Stevie give us a run down of their dream music festival! Robbie has mixed elements of 3 types of outdoor events to make a dream festival soup, but is it genius or downright insane?
Stevie has gone for possibly the greatest line up you could have but, after describing the unique layout of his stages, it may not be worth the trip!
493 - Jaack and Alfie's Dream Music Festival!
In the first of a two parter, Alfie and Jaack are giving us a run down of their dream music festival! One is a chilled out, family-friendly affair, and the other involves a ton of drugs. No prizes for guessing whose is whose…
Plus Stevie has brought a ‘how well do you know women”’quiz to the virgin table, but who will be crowned the top shagger?
475 - Alfie's DREAM Holiday!
Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway.
From fruit and fornication, to hostels and hangovers, Alfie somehow manages to make Stevie’s famously bleak dream holiday look thrilling…
468 - Robbie Knox Has Taken Over!
If you enjoyed this, check out #360 for Stevie's, #361 for Alfie's, and #362 for Jaack's presidential campaign.
454 - DREAM PRISON ESCAPE!
Jaack, Stevie and Robbie each explain what crime got them locked up in the first place, how long they bide their time until they attempt escape, and which 3 other famous inmates they're recruiting as accomplices.
What exactly is their break-out method? Do they succeed? And how do they plan to evade capture and integrate back into society?
52 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!
We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it.
Robbie’s is a spin off of a current well known urban legend, Alfie’s revenge-themed story is based on a real life event that happened to him, and Jaack’s legend is based on what we can only assume are some ketamine-induced hallucinations.
Oh and if there are any doctors listening, could you please let us know if dead bodies can get erections? Asking for a friend, thanks.
406 - Designing Our Dream Religion!
Since there aren't enough religions in the world, the boys are adding 3 more! They are each sharing a name for their religion, who they're worshipping, the rules for their followers, and what their hell is like. Stevie tries to convince us that he’s not worshipping Hitler, Jaack has an extensive list of commandments, and Robbie's rule causes him to be inappropriate in front of children...
362 - JaackMaate Has Taken Over!
Plus Jaack shares how he "accidentally" got caught up in a drug deal?!
361 - Alfie Indra Has Taken Over!
It's Alfie's turn to pitch to us why he should become President of England! From boxing matches with politicians, to mankinis in Downing Street, Alfie is making a compelling argument. But not before treating us all to a story about his leaking gas...
360 - Stevie White Has Taken Over!
Plus Jaack shares an upsetting update about his newborn, and why social services should probably get involved…
352 - PLANNING THE ULTIMATE HEIST!
The boys each have a team made up of beauty, brains, brawn and a boss. After choosing codenames, disguises, and a safe base, the motley crews get to work! Who are they targeting, what are they stealing, and most importantly... do they get away?
351 - Planning Our Dream Dates!
318 - Robbie's Dream Day!
It’s finally Robbie’s turn to live his dream day! Will he choose Stevie’s idyllic holiday plans, or will he end up doing crystal meth and getting up close and personal with a cow? There’s only one way to find out…
317 - Stevie's Dream Day!
Stevie’s next to receive the itinerary for his dream day! Jack’s got a hedonistic, romantic trip to Ibiza planned, as well as some ideas for some new tattoos, whilst Robbie’s dreamt up a day involving Martin, Delia Smith and a whole host of other celebrities…
315 - JaackMaate's Dream Day!
Today, it’s Robbie and Stevie’s turn to design Jack’s dream day! Robbie’s got some raunchy plans involving previous Happy Hour guests who Jack has lusted after and Stevie’s taking this as the perfect opportunity to take the piss out of Jack as much as possible. If you enjoy this episode, make sure you check out other episodes in our ‘dream’ series, including dream holidays and dream restaurants!
305 - Designing Our Dream Theme Parks!
262 - What We'd Do If We Could Travel To The Future (Part 2(
The boys are heading to 2122 again! This time they’re asking what’s going to happen with climate change, which three celebrities they’d take with them and what robots they’d like to see in the future…
260 - What We'd Do If We Could Travel To The Future! (Part 1)
NFTs, sex robots and killer owls are all making an appearance in this episode as Robbie, Jack and Stevie are stepping into their time machine and discussing what they’d do in the year 2122! Look out for part 2 next week, where the boys will be answering what they’d do if they could live on the moon for the year, which three celebrities they’d take them with them to the future and more!
253 - Planning Jaack's Stag Do - Budget, Location, Activities and More
234 - Our Dream Universities - 5 Skills We'd Love to Learn
Plus, Jack’s revealing exactly what happened at his recent comedy gig with Max Fosh, Stevie’s telling us about his recent trip to Ireland and Robbie’s got a new Bin Day beer!
212 - Creating Our Dream Cities - Nightlife, Celebrity Inhabitants and More!
208 - What We Would Do If We Could Time Travel - Who We'd Kill and What We'd Change
191 - How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse!
179 - How To Get Away With Murder
Jack also tells the story of the time he was arrested and the boys do a psychopath test!
170 - How We'd Spend $10,000,000
From a dodgy sounding mansion in Miami, to an exotic chain of guinea pigs, there’s no limit to what the boys have in mind.
167 - Choosing Our Own Superpowers
163 - What Would We Do If We Ran the World?
Also on this episode, the boys have chosen five laws they would create if they ran the world! From tattoo laws, to gun laws, there’s a whole load going on...
126 - Dream Holidays with Robbie Knox!
The boys discuss their dream holiday destinations, from exploring the rainforest, to skiing in Austria and playing football in Brazil - there are some truly amazing options in this episode. And then there are Stevie’s choices…
This might be one of our funniest episodes ever!
114 - Desert Island Discs - YOUTUBE VERSION
On today’s Happy Hour, Jack, Stevie and Alfie are doing a twist on an old classic - Desert Island Discs. They’re deciding what they would take to a desert island if all they could have was one song, one film, one item, one meal deal and one YouTuber companion! Alfie's picked an awful album, Stevie's struggling to decide who to take with him and Jack's expecting to pick up some new habits on the island...
100 - Jaack's Dream Restaurant
For the third and final time we're entering the dream restaurant, and this time it's Jaack who's calling the shots, which means Stevie is slaving away in the kitchen and Robbie is stepping into the role of waiter. Jaack has some pretty interesting requests, which isn't surprising as he does like to dip his toast in his tea. Expect to hear about a pug with some chicken wings, a lot of love for Norwich and about a pretty crazy Canadian cocktail. This episode is inspired by one of our favourite podcasts, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster! Give it a listen!
099 - Stevie's Dream Restaurant
Today it’s Stevie’s turn to enter the dream restaurant! Stevie’s going for some interesting courses, which strike debate about whether it’s okay to mix sauces together, what’s the best kind of chip and whether it’s too much to have eight football matches on TV at once. Can Stevie beat Robbie’s choices? And has he really watched a documentary all about triple cooked chips? This episode is inspired by one of our favourite podcasts, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster! Make sure you check it out!
098 - Robbie Knox's Dream Restaurant
Today Robbie is talking us through his dream meal in his dream restaurant! From posh pizza in Italy, to the best Domino's order, this episode is nothing short of a culinary exploration. Also on this episode, Jack has a story from Reading Festival, Stevie's been caught redhanded as the kind of guy who gets chips with his Chinese takeaway and Robbie is impressing us with some very delicious sounding food. This episode is inspired by one of our favourite podcasts, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster! Make sure you check it out!