Confessions

562 - Witch Curses, Wheelbarrow Sex and Staging a Murder... Reacting To More Listener Confessions

The boys are donning their metaphorical priest hats and inviting the listeners to step into the confessional booth and share their deepest and darkest sins.


From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted?



Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardware store? Is Jaack starting an Only Fans? Plus Stevie reveals how he accidentally got his 8 year old son into crack.

469 - Tit Twister, Cummy Calenders and Spciy Sex (Literally)... Fourskins React to Your WEIRD Confessions

After our last confessions episode (#464) with the infamous cummy knickers went down a storm, Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie have once again dusted off their big box of dark confessions (which is less of a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not.

What are you meant to do if you get an erection in front of your sister? Which side of the moral fence do you sit on when it comes to scamming your friends out of cash? We also debate the age old question… how DO you wash a vagina in the sink?

Plus Jaack has his own confession about lying to his football team, Stevie spills the beans on his secret holiday bromance, AND and there’s a huge update to the Darren Huckerby gym saga!

464 - FourSkins React To Your DARKEST CONFESSIONS YET!

Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie have dusted off their big box of creepy confessions (which isn't actually a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not.

The FourSkins dissected a number of your deepest, darkest confessions during both main shows & the Round Sheep Tour in 2023, and after a year hiatus, it's time to once again see what you freaks have been up to! From squatting inside the house of a woman with dementia, to shaking up poo into a packet of Golden Nugget cereal - no, this isn't Stevie's diary (for once) but more so the headlines of your bizarre confessions.

A drug addict Mum has been hurt by her dealer, but is it actually her child that's to blame? Is it okay to wish you had a terminal illness? What is a 'Pos guy'? This episode admittedly probably asks more questions than it answers, but you can't cancel us... because these are YOUR* confessions.

*Reddit's

390 - Reacting To RAUNCHY Listener Confessions!

We're reacting to even MORE audience-submitted tour confessions (this time largely sex based) and deciding whether or not to grant forgiveness! There's bed wetting, sex quizzes, wanking, friends with benefits, and questionable condom disposal methods...

Jaack is offering bedroom advice despite not being able to contain his urges towards his own mattress, but surprisingly isn't the only person out there to make love to a piece of bedroom furniture! Stevie had an unwanted raunchy surprise in his hotel room, and Robbie is debating which biscuit would be best to use for a game of "Soggy Biscuit".

If you enjoyed this episode, check out #366 where we reacted to more tour confessions!

366 - Spicy Vaginas, Primark Sex & Drug Smuggling... Our Audience Confessed Some DODGY Things!

When we recently took our podcast on tour, we asked our audience to submit their deepest, darkest confessions for us to react to live on stage and decide whether we could grant forgiveness or not! There were so many to choose from and we thought it would be a shame to not go through some in a podcast episode!

There's confessions about public cunnilingus, drug smuggling, mocking a disabled person, self checkout theft, vampire role play, and more. You lot are wild...

If you want to submit your own confession and have us react to it LIVE on stage, tickets to our show are available at happyhourlive.co.uk

323 - Reddit Confessions 6 - Your Worst Confessions Yet!

The boys are back to decide which Happy Hour listeners deserve forgiveness for their terrible confessions. This time we’ve got a girl who lied about having brain damage, somebody desperate to get plastic surgery and one confession that’s so disgusting Jack can barely finish reading it… We’re also hearing from someone who had an unfortunate accident with a hamster, somebody with an intriguing method for shop lifting and somebody who may have partaken in incest. We told you it’s our worst yet!

306 - More Awful Listener Confessions! (What Actually Happened At Reading Fest?!)

Jack and Stevie are catching up with stories from their time at Reading and Robbie’s been true to his word and come to the studio in a skirt this week! As well as recapping the festival, the boys are also diving into more of your ridiculous Reddit confessions… This time there’s somebody who ruined their own wedding, an awkward slip of the tongue, some unrequited love and a wife who has been tampering with her husband’s shower gel in an unusual way… Are they going to be forgiven?! Find out!

299 - Reddit Confessions 4 - Bidets, Geese and Keying Cars

This week the boys are going through a load more of your Reddit confessions and deciding who deserves forgiveness. This time, there’s somebody who’s been telling extreme lies to try and get with his housemate, a person who’s accidentally attacked an old person and somebody who had a fatal run in with a goose! Jack’s also sharing his own shocking confession about the time he misunderstood the purpose of a bidet… Make sure you join us on Thursday for our 300th episode special!

293 - Even Worse Happy Hour Reddit Confessions

You guys loved the last episode so much, we decided to give you a part two! This time we’re dealing with some evil methods of revenge, a very unfortunate accident which ended in death and one of the worst confessions we’ve ever heard…

273 - Reacting to INSANE Reddit Confessions!

Jack and Stevie are joined by Alfie to react to some absolutely wild confessions, including someone who put poison in their teacher’s drink, someone who’s hiding from their criminal past and to put it bluntly - a load of really weird dating confessions. Stevie’s also going on about the What’s Good podcast and Jack’s asking some challenging questions about making love to a car. All the usual Happy Hour stuff! Enjoy!

171 - Reading Our Listeners' Darkest Confessions...

Jack, Stevie and Robbie are reacting to your weirdest anonymous confessions! There’s some terrible behaviour at festivals, a worrying story about a duckling and an unfortunate mishap in the bedroom.

Plus Jack’s got his own horrific confession about the time when he couldn’t find a toilet...

128 - We Have Something To Confess...

On today’s episode Jack, Stevie and Alfie are confessing to some of the worst things they’ve ever done.

From stealing money, to making a mistake that nearly killed someone, there are some true shockers in there.

This episode features countless crazy stories from nightclubs, hospitals, swimming pools and more.

The boys are opening up about some of the worst things they’ve ever done…

Can we forgive them?