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562 - Witch Curses, Wheelbarrow Sex and Staging a Murder... Reacting To More Listener Confessions

The boys are donning their metaphorical priest hats and inviting the listeners to step into the confessional booth and share their deepest and darkest sins.


From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted?



Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardware store? Is Jaack starting an Only Fans? Plus Stevie reveals how he accidentally got his 8 year old son into crack.

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560 - Robbie's Dead

Shenanigans is shenani-gone. The wolf went hungry, and starved to death. Someone ripped his f*cking arms off. Robbie has died of old age (just kidding, but he is really old).


In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie has to choose which option he would prefer for his final send-off.



What does his coffin look like? What should his gravestone say? And most importantly... how did he die?!

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544 - Stevie's Got Tits

During our brief break from posting, every part of Stevie’s body has fallen apart. From his bleeding hands, to his overactive breast tissue, to a mysterious rash that got him genuinely interrogated by his doctor.

We have a pressing question about pissing on pubic hairs in public toilets. Speaking of, Jaack admits what he does in public loos in the hopes that his cubicle neighbours will hear it. Alfie shares how his sold out gig went, and interrogates Stevie on why he didn't show up.

Is it okay to go to Disneyland alone? Stevie shares his incredibly bleak trip to the happiest place on Earth, and we debate the ethics of solo theme park visits. Jaack got into trouble by kicking a disabled woman out of her mobility scooter (yep, you read that right), and Alfie takes a huge leap of faith out of his comfort zone (see what we did there?) by auditioning for an acting role… but why did he strip off in front of the casting directors?

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512 - HAPPY HOURWEEN 2024 - Stevie's Trick or Treat! (ft MYSTERY GUESTS!)

It's that time again... for a very spOoOooOOoky Happy Hourween! (May be more weird than spooky). And as always the devilish trio of Jaack, Stevie & Robbie Knox are back in the spoOoOooOoky studio! (Okay, we'll stop doing the spooky thing now - but seriously, the studio has had a Halloween revamp(ire) at the hands of lovely Producer Fiona!)

2022 the boys donned Urban Legend make-up, 2023 was the year the Addams family came to the virgin table... and 2024 is by a country mile the weirdest yet. Remember a year or so ago when the boys debated which Pokemon is truly the sexiest? I think in this year's Halloween special; that very question is finally answered...

Jaack finally comes through on a podcast promise as he's written The Hangman's Secret, a short-scary-story based on a murderous pub landlord Robbie told us about in episode #453.

Will the story receive rapturous acclaim from Stevie & Robbie like The Human Millipede, or will it have yet another utterly bizarre storyline much like the mental script Jaack wrote for the 500th special? (Spoiler: both).

Mr Knox ventures deep inside his creepy library once more with a tale including some silver bullets and bum brain, and Stevie may just have pulled off the impossible as he leaves Jaack & Robbie gobsmacked at his "not urban legend" urban legend.

OH - and in what could quite possibly be the greatest moment of Happy Hour ever and at the hands of the devious Jaack - some mystery guests hijack the studio draped in their best costumes, for a LIVE "trick or treat". Two separate guests with a real life connection to Stevie... but here's the twist: Stevie has no idea who they are OR that this was going to happen.

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500 - HAPPY HOUR'S 500TH EPISODE SPECIAL

6 years. 200+ guests. 4 skins. 500 episodes. We have enjoyed every single second of every single podcast along the way, and today pays homage to what we believe makes Happy Hour, Happy Hour.

Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie don their inflatable golden crowns (except Jaack) and crack open a beer (except Alfie) as they reminisce and reflect on 500 episodes of friendship (except Stevie).

The boys indulge in a multitude of Happy Hour fan favourite mini segments including Robbie’s Creepy Library, Jaack’s scripts, and Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, and fan un-favourite Stevie’s Urban Legends. But it’s not all love and celebration, as the boys find out the brutal results of the listener voted polls. Questions such as worst dressed host, unfunniest host and creepiest are all answered and the boys are NOT happy...

In almost 3 hours of Happy Hour nonsense, the boys are 500 not out. Thanks so much to each and every listener who continues to show our silly show unbridled, unwavering support. Here’s to the next 500? Viva La Happy Hour!

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486 - Am I The Karen? (Wedding Woes, Ice Cream Issues and Nuisance Neighbours)

We’ve taken inspiration from a suggestion posted to our subreddit r/jaackmaate - we asked our listeners to submit situations where they’ve complained, and the FourSkins will decide whether it was worth complaining about!

Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS.

The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story!

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482 - Illegal Onions, Stubble Trouble, & Real Life Rocket League! (All Caught Up!)

Alfie has had an unfortunate shaving incident and we are NOT letting him get away without ripping the absolute shit out of it. But was it his fault, or his barber’s?

Aside from hiding his bald face, Alfie has also been hiding something else - an illegal onion. We grill him as we peel away the layers of this bizarre confession.

Jaack and Stevie played in a charity match for the brilliant ‘Andy’s Man Club’ with Angry Ginge, Danny Aarons, and plenty more famous faces, but Stevie is yet again being a Karen over his time (or lack of) on the pitch!

The boys also partook in a game of Real Life Rocket League! Using banger cars to push a giant inflatable football round a race track sounds like harmless fun, right? Well it was… until the football caught FIRE!

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476 - Wet Bag's Creepy Library! (BIGGEST PLOT TWISTS)

It’s the long awaited return of Robbie’s creepy library and he’s brought plenty of tales with huge plot twists! With significantly less child murder than our previous creepy library episode, this one features an unassuming shy kid at school hiding a deadly secret, a father seeking revenge for his son’s untimely death, and drawings that turned out to be a lot more sinister than what first meets the eye….

Check out episodes #228 and #372 for more creepy library stories!

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453 - The WEIRDEST World Records! (Oldest Mum, Longest Cum, Toast Up The Bum?!)

QUIZ HATS ON! Jaack has gathered a list of the weirdest world records he could find, and is quizzing Stevie and Robbie to see who can fill in the fact about the most fascinating human feats (and you can play along too!)

From the world's oldest dad, to the most spoons balanced on a body, to the most amount of men slept with in 24 hours. There's also jeep ducking and jizzing, Big Macs and big breasts, and onions and orgies. Also why has Stevie's mum broken so many world records?!

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449 - DARWIN AWARDS - Dumb Ways To Die! (FourSkins)

In today’s main show Monday, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie listen eagerly to Jaack’s big All Caught Up. How did Jaack REALLY break his finger? Why did Jaack get in a full blown argument with a stranger on the way to the hospital? Will his hand ever recover? (Yes, it’s literally a broken finger). Not only that, Jaack needs to confess a very awkward moment involving Danny D’s impressive appendage at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

But aside from Jaack’s latest shenanigans, he's found time to plan possibly the WORST episode ever of Happy Hour... The boys (mainly Jaack) are securing their place at the top of the “who should the internet cancel next” list as Jaack shares his collection of ‘Darwin Awards’ - people who have eliminated themselves from the gene pool via some of the silliest, dumbest and goofiest deaths the world has ever seen. Hilarious? Potentially. Believable? Potentially. Insensitive? Definitely.

From crush fetishes to nut allergies, Segway mishaps to water bottle tumbles, the boys share some of the strangest deaths to ever ‘actually’ happen (according to the Darwin Awards website)!

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445 - Alfie's Stolen Phone Saga and Robbie's Arse Doctor Antics!

In last Monday’s main show (#443), Alfie recounted how his phone got snatched from his hands right after leaving the podcast studio, and he left the story on a cliffhanger… well we may or may not have an update to the saga!

After a year-long battle with a stinging butthole, Robbie has finally been seen by an arse doctor and has some great arse-related updates for us all, which includes sharing all the people and things that have recently explored his anal cavity. We did NOT expect his arse-capades to have us in absolute stitches!

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424 - The Internet's GROSSEST Stories!

Jaack has been busy cheating at escape rooms and pulling pranks on Stevie, so Fiona has gathered some of Reddit's most famous (and infamous) stories for the boys to react to on this episode. There's a family that's hiding a dirty secret, a vegetable based lie that's affecting a relationship with the in-laws, and a couple of unusual wanking methods. Plus there's a story so vile that it genuinely makes the boys dry heave so consider this your TW if you have emetophobia!

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420 - The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede

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412 - Not So Superpowers!

We’re going through a list of unique superpowers that Jaack, Stevie and Alfie can choose to gain, however each superpower comes with a caveat… for example, you can play every instrument perfectly but only when no one is listening!

In this episode we’re looking at infinite money, super strength, irresistible looks, the power to prevent death, unlimited food, knowledge of everything, ability to understand any language, and lasting super long in bed… each with a big BUT (not the Kim K kind).

Thank you Ren from Reddit for assisting with this episode! Join our subreddit r/jaackmaate for more Happy Hour content.

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411 - The World's Most AMAZING People! (X-Ray Vision, Tasting Colours and The Man With 2 Penises)

Alfie has researched people with different incredible skills and quirks, and Jaack and Stevie have to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s "Amazing Indraviduals" book! There's people with synaesthesia (the ability to taste colours), a guy with 2 penises (penii?), and a man who hasn't slept in over 60 years (bollocks).

Plus a woman with the world's best eyesight, and a young girl with X-ray vision?! Let us know if you want another instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals!

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404 - ARGUMENTAL - Very Heated Debates! (Which Side Are You On?)

Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values!

Alfie reckons all drugs should be legal, Stevie is fighting against fat kids, and Jaack has a ridiculous reason why it's way better to be a night owl than a morning person...

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395 - Tier Lists... But With A Twist!

In today's episode, we're covering tier lists but not as you know it! We're debating our top 10 bands, movies and celebrities, but here’s the catch… once an item has been given a number in the tier list, it CANNOT be changed! Because our decision is final, this leads on to some very controversial placements!

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350 - The Love Doctors Answer YOUR Love Woes!

In this year's Valentine's Day special, the boys are donning their Love Doctor lab coats and answering audience submitted relationship concerns! Unwanted flirting, prolonged proposals, and undisclosed infertility, plus a partner who chooses games over his girlfriend, and a major injury caused by some *ahem* face fun.

The boys are also discussing their icks, and Robbie shares the lengths that he had to go to to flirt with girls back in the day...

If you like this, check out episode 138 for the first "Love Doctors" episode where the boys answered even more of your love woes!

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346 - Japanese Urban Legends! (ButtEye, Red Room Curse and More...)

For the first Urban Legends episode of Series 7, we’re venturing to Japan! Stevie tells us the many reasons why you should be careful when using the bathroom in Japan, including a legless ghost, and a cruel toilet paper trick. Plus we’re reacting to the highly requested tale of Shirime, who you may know as the man with an eye for a butthole…

There’s also the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary (Hanako-san), and Annabelle (the haunted doll of Hokkaido whose hair never stops growing), an urban legend that inspired a key detail in Squid Game, and a lethal online game with a real life backstory involving an 11 year old who murdered her school mate.

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324 - Agony Aunts! - Helping Solve Your Problems (Sort Of)

Jack, Stevie and Alfie are here to offer advice for your biggest problems, like how do you get over an ex? How do you give your fiance the perfect proposal? And… where do you hide your wank sock? Plus, Stevie’s had a very unfortunate mishap with his swimming trunks and Alfie’s managed to play a particularly enjoyable prank on Jack.

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305 - Designing Our Dream Theme Parks!

We’re reviving our ‘dream’ series this week as we design our dream theme parks! We’re choosing the name of the park, our mascot, entry fee, slogan, food, rides and more! Expect lots of Mack Bean, a bit of Lotto Lout and more awful suggestions from Stevie. If you haven’t heard our dream holidays and our dream restaurant episodes, make sure to check them out!

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289 - More Unanswerable Questions! (Hungover Edition)

Stevie’s back with more unanswerable questions to absolutely torture Jack and Robbie with whilst they recover from a particularly big night in the pub. If you hate haters do you also hate yourself? Would time continue if everything in the world was frozen? And would it ever be okay for Robbie to punch a 100 year old? Find out on today’s episode! (Round sheep…)

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283 - Answering Stevie's Unanswerable Questions!

Jack and Robbie are tackling some of Stevie’s most difficult questions, like when did time begin? Is the opposite of opposite the same or opposite? And… why do fridges have a light but freezers don’t?! Stevie’s also filling us in on the Ed Sheeran gig he went to and Robbie’s revealing how his marathon went!

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268 - The A-Z of the World's Best Things! Part 1

From the creators of A-Z of the World’s Worst Things, we bring you… The A-Z of the World’s Best Things! Robbie’s been sending inappropriate gifs, Stevie loves balls and Jack’s a big fan of Buckbeak. Let us know what you’d put in the alphabet!

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266 - Are We Smarter Than Ten Year Olds?!

On today’s episode, Stevie’s putting Jack, Robbie and Alfie to the test with questions from the national curriculum to determine whether they’re any cleverer than the average child!

Who is the Greek Goddess of hunting? What number is cinq? And just how dense are the Happy Hour boys after all?!

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258 - Urban Legends X - The Death Ship, The Wendigo and The Sausage Strangler!

Stevie’s back with even more Urban Legends! There’s the scariest frog (?) of all time in Ohio, some ghost elephants after a tragic circus accident and a terrifying death ship on the Platte River. There’s also arguably the best Urban Legend we’ve ever had… The Sausage Strangler of Rhode Island…

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248 - 'Am I The Arsehol?' - Ranking The Sexiest Premier League Managers

Today’s episode has taken an unexpected turn, as Jack, Stevie and Robbie are getting hot under the collar ranking a tier list of Premier League Managers based on sexiness. We’re also going through some of your ‘Am I The Arsehole?’ scenarios and determining just how many of you are in fact, arseholes. There’s one from a listener who had an encounter with Robbie, as well as one about shagging a jar of peanut butter. If you can’t tell already, this is a high brow episode. Let us know what your tier list would be @jaackshappyhour on Twitter

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236 - Everybody Has A Price!

On today’s episode, we’re naming our price to do certain things. How much would you have to pay Jack to never use the internet again? What amount of money would make Stevie leave Happy Hour? And would Robbie milk a cow with his mouth? Tune in to find out! 

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228 - CREEPYPASTA STORIES! - Ickbarr Bigelsteine, Eyeless Jack and Dead Bart

On our second instalment of Happy Hourween, Robbie’s welcoming us to his ‘creepy library’. He’s got tales of a terrifying sock monster who steals people’s teeth, a crazy conspiracy theory about celebrities who have guest starred on The Simpsons and much more...

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224 - Stevie's Hypothetical Questions! What Would You Do?!

Jack is joined by Happy Hour favourites Alfie and Will to tackle Stevie’s hypothetical questions… Would you punch a child in the face every year if it meant you could live forever? Would you still wank if it meant you had to fight a giant spunk? It’s a high brow episode. Enjoy.

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216 - The A-Z of the World's Worst Things! Part 1

Over the next three weeks, Jack, Stevie and Robbie are choosing things they hate the most, starting with every letter of the alphabet. From Instagram brand deals, to hangovers and terrible sports, there are a lot of things to choose from. Plus, the boys are catching up about Reading Festival, including who the best acts were and who was the most disappointing.

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212 - Creating Our Dream Cities! (Nightlife, Celebrity Inhabitants and More!)

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210 - Who's Most Likely To? (Win the Lottery, Become Prime Minister and More!)

On today’s episode, Jack, Stevie and Robbie are playing a game of ‘who’s most likely to…’ where they have to choose which one of them is the most likely to be in a particular scenario. For example: who’s most likely to have a statue erected in their honour? Who’s most likely to befriend Barack Obama? Who’s most likely to be banned from the zoo?

There are fifteen different scenarios and you can see how the Happy Hour listeners voted at @jaackshappyhour on Twitter!

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200 - The Sex Doctors - Answering All Your Weirdest Sex Questions!

On today’s episode Jack, Stevie and Robbie are giving you advice for the bedroom. From furries, to awkward spitting and weird sex noises - there’s a lot going on here and you probably shouldn’t take any of the advice. Enjoy!

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197 - URBAN LEGENDS USA VIII - Ariana Grande, Rougarou and Skinned Tom!

Jack, Stevie and Robbie are here to deliver the fifth addition of Urban Legends... There's deadly otters, crazy werewolves and Robbie singing heavy metal. What could be more terrifying than that? The boys are also giving us some bonus Euros predictions!

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191 - How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse!

On today’s episode, Jack, Robbie and Stevie are planning what they’d do if there was a zombie apocalypse. They’re discussing who they would save, who they would feed to the zombies, where they hide and more! Stevie's got an odd celebrity choice to sacrifice, Robbie is setting up camp in his favourite place in the world, and Jack wants to write a diary to document all the sexy zombies he's sleeping with.... Enjoy!

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187 - The World Cup of Everything! (Our Best & Worst: Athlete, Takeaway and More!)

On today’s episode, Jack, Stevie and Robbie are rating the best and worst things in the world. They discuss their favourite athletes, which sport they’d like to see removed from the Olympics and what sea creatures they’d most like to hang out with. Robbie’s also got some controversial opinions about Dominos and Stevie’s teaching us all about Uranus. Enjoy!

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179 - How To Get Away With Murder

On today’s episode, Jack, Stevie and Robbie are plotting how they’d get away with a theoretical murder. There are chihuahuas, samurai swords and a terrible film review of The Greatest Showman!

Jack also tells the story of the time he was arrested and the boys do a psychopath test!

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175 - Happy Hour's 'Would I Lie To You?' Gameshow

Jack, Stevie and Robbie are joined by Alfie for today’s episode! The boys are doing their own version of the TV show ‘Would I Lie To You?’. They’ve each got three stories and it’s up to the panel to decide which ones are true and which ones are big fat lies…

Did Robbie really repeatedly jump over a couple having sex? Has Jack ever bathed in tuna? Did Alfie have dinner with Abbey 'Clanckxzy’?

And most importantly will Stevie be arrested after this episode?

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173 - Reading A Dirty Happy Hour Fan-Fiction!

On today’s Happy Hour, Jack, Robbie and Stevie are reading a special Happy Hour fan-fiction, called ‘Sexy Opticians’. Robbie gets naked, Stevie takes a girl home and Jack is rooting for Stevie to finally lose his virginity. All that, plus the guinea pig snake returns.

If you’d like the finish off the fanfic, head over to @JaacksHappyHour on Twitter.

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171 - Reading Our Listeners' Darkest Confessions...

Jack, Stevie and Robbie are reacting to your weirdest anonymous confessions! There’s some terrible behaviour at festivals, a worrying story about a duckling and an unfortunate mishap in the bedroom.

Plus Jack’s got his own horrific confession about the time when he couldn’t find a toilet...

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159 - Happy Hour Christmas Special 2020!

OHHHH WE ALL HATE STEVIE WHITE!

On this year’s Christmas special, Jack, Robbie and Stevie are tasting Robbie’s home brewed alcohol, doing a wine tasting and sharing their dreams for Christmas Day. The boys are also sharing gifts, reflecting on 2020 and Robbie’s written a particularly sentimental (abusive) song for Stevie! Thanks for all your support on the podcast this year!

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138 - Love Hour - Answering Your Woeful Love Issues...

For this episode, Jack’s putting some of your love woes to Robbie and Stevie, who are ready to give you their very worst advice. From unrequited love, to problems in the bedroom, there’s no problem too big or small for the Happy Hour agony uncles.

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128 - We Have Something To Confess...

On today’s episode Jack, Stevie and Alfie are confessing to some of the worst things they’ve ever done.

From stealing money, to making a mistake that nearly killed someone, there are some true shockers in there.

This episode features countless crazy stories from nightclubs, hospitals, swimming pools and more.

The boys are opening up about some of the worst things they’ve ever done…

Can we forgive them?

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126 - Dream Holidays with Robbie Knox!

On today’s episode, Jack and Stevie are joined in the studio by Happy Hour favourite Robbie Knox!

The boys discuss their dream holiday destinations, from exploring the rainforest, to skiing in Austria and playing football in Brazil - there are some truly amazing options in this episode. And then there are Stevie’s choices…

This might be one of our funniest episodes ever!

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122 - Reddit's Craziest Unexplainable Stories!

Robbie Knox is on the pod! On today’s episode, Jack reads some of Reddit’s craziest ‘Glitch in the Matrix’ stories and Stevie & Robbie do their best to theorise what could have happened. There’s a man who keeps finding mysterious post-it notes around his flat, a boy who’s being watched in the woods and an unexplainable recurring dream about a weird babysitter. Plus, Jack’s got a story about how he used to freak out his cousin and Stevie’s had a terrifying experience whilst getting out the shower.

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105 - Where Were We When? (PART ONE)

On today’s episode Robbie, Jack and Stevie are discussing some of their memories of the world’s biggest events, ranging from the celebrity deaths that have affected them most, to the highs of the 2018 World Cup. Plus, they’re reflecting on the night Trump was elected, the atmosphere in New York when Obama came into power, Brexit, 9/11 and more.

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101 - The World's Most Irrational Fears (Part 1)

On today’s episode, Jack and Stevie are joined by Alfie, one of the masterminds behind the Love Island prank video. The boys are talking all about their fears and helping each other find (sometimes questionable) ways to tackle them. From Alfie’s fear of birds, to Stevie’s hatred of wet hair, there’s a lot to unpack here. Let us know if you enjoyed this episode and thanks for listening!
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081 - The Scariest Urban Legends Ever II

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY?!

Our last Urban Legends episode was a big hit with you guys, so for this week’s show, Jack and Stevie are joined by Fiona and Alex for some more dark legends! Stevie’s got crazy stories about the Weeping Woman, who kidnaps children in the night and the murderous Bunnyman, who’s escaped from a mental asylum. Plus, we hear about the White Lady, who haunts and murders people, and a disappearing hitchhiker. Expect drownings, stranglings and a whole load of scary ghosts. And we'll be rating them all out of ten for believability and scariness. Strap in, this episode gets a bit wild. 

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071 - The Most Insane Conspiracy Theories 2.0

To celebrate a year on the podcast, Jordan’s bringing us some more of his best (and worst) conspiracy theories… Do pigeons work for the government? What do Harry and Meghan have planned for their royal leave? Did Jeffrey Epstein really kill himself? Is Stevie Wonder actually blind? Jack and Stevie are rating all of these theories and more for believability out of ten. Plus there’s the much anticipated return of ‘yeeeeeeah but is it legit or is it utter bullshit?’ Prepare to have your mind blown

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056 - The Creepiest Urban Legends Ever I - Slenderman & Bloody Mary

This week, resident popcorn loving host Stevie comes equipped with an array of terribly spooky urban legends. From the myth that is Slenderman to the Bloody Mary game, this is an episode bound to give you at least 2 chills. Lozzy joins us too to dissect each story. 

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043 - That 'Sex' Episode (First Kiss, Losing Virginity, Weirdest Place...)

This week Jaack, Jordan & Stevie are joined once again by Will. The four friends discuss their sexual history. From first kisses, to losing the V plates, to weirdest place, to periods. This episode gets quite messy, quite a few times. Probably one for maturer ears. Awkward.

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039 - WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THESE SITUATIONS? (HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS w/ ROBBIE KNOX)

Robbie Knox is back by popular demand and this time around he sits down with Jaack & Stevie to answer some of the internet's weirdest hypothetical questions. From how much £ would it take you to live in a service station for a whole year, to having your partner and your Mum switch bodies. It's all a bit weird... get involved!

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029 - THAT FAMOUS 'MEAL DEAL' EPISODE

Get involved in this episode of JaackMaate's Happy Hour as the three discuss what the best items to include in a meal deal are, the best / worst takeaway options and much more about the world of food. It's a light-hearted, unscripted hour of nonsense, and yet one of our favourite episodes to date...

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